{"id":11423,"date":"2026-02-27T06:28:32","date_gmt":"2026-02-27T11:28:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/townunderground.com\/?p=11423"},"modified":"2026-02-27T06:28:34","modified_gmt":"2026-02-27T11:28:34","slug":"blunderground-to-the-townundeground-no-one-cares","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/townunderground.com\/?p=11423","title":{"rendered":"BlunderGround to the TownUndeground &#8216;No One Cares&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Boasting a massive following of 120 the \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=61583697893560\">Londonderry Town Blunderground<\/a> is back taking issue with this website &#8216;controlling the narrative:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p><em>When TownUnderground insists on controlling the narrative&#8221;<\/em> Blunderground 2\/25\/2026 4:25PM<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"684\" height=\"468\" src=\"https:\/\/townunderground.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/image-4.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11424\" srcset=\"https:\/\/townunderground.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/image-4.png 684w, https:\/\/townunderground.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/image-4-300x205.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 684px) 100vw, 684px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The post was <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/TownUnderground\/posts\/pfbid02R6Qr9v5iT8QeiEtUekpFJL3N2TJaQ9fK1BPyT1LGAJ2quwhDQfZw6r7EYBbniQcPl\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/TownUnderground\/posts\/pfbid02R6Qr9v5iT8QeiEtUekpFJL3N2TJaQ9fK1BPyT1LGAJ2quwhDQfZw6r7EYBbniQcPl\">reposted<\/a> on the TownUnderground Facebook page, lets just say it was a slow news day and I find the accusations amusing along with the post garnering no likes of comments.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Blunderground responded with a follow up <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/permalink.php?story_fbid=pfbid029fKrgrGsXuTvbWzeEkcZhWW2QHWREz2pHHYdathKNxZ5SQ3ANysqSnnAgszga7pDl&amp;id=61583697893560\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/permalink.php?story_fbid=pfbid029fKrgrGsXuTvbWzeEkcZhWW2QHWREz2pHHYdathKNxZ5SQ3ANysqSnnAgszga7pDl&amp;id=61583697893560\">post<\/a>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>&#8220;For those who are confused about the TownUndergrounds narrative, refer to this previous Blunderground article and the attempts to keep the narrative going:<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"696\" height=\"107\" src=\"https:\/\/townunderground.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/image-5.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11425\" srcset=\"https:\/\/townunderground.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/image-5.png 696w, https:\/\/townunderground.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/image-5-300x46.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 696px) 100vw, 696px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The post linked to another Blunderground rambling incoherent satire <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/permalink.php?story_fbid=pfbid0su8Mo5kNJy8dArxFGE9qWZYCtjZJWVZABEhkk4szAkma8QLQLt23EesDHPS6xTtPl&amp;id=61583697893560\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/permalink.php?story_fbid=pfbid0su8Mo5kNJy8dArxFGE9qWZYCtjZJWVZABEhkk4szAkma8QLQLt23EesDHPS6xTtPl&amp;id=61583697893560\">piece<\/a> in response to TU post <a href=\"https:\/\/townunderground.com\/?p=11218\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/townunderground.com\/?p=11218\">Londonderry Town Blunderground<\/a> is the Blunderground staff <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=definition+of+day+drinking&amp;rlz=1C1GCCA_enUS1146US1147&amp;oq=definition+of+day+drinking&amp;gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyCQgAEEUYORiABDIICAEQABgWGB4yDQgCEAAYhgMYgAQYigUyDQgDEAAYhgMYgAQYigUyDQgEEAAYhgMYgAQYigUyDQgFEAAYhgMYgAQYigUyCggGEAAYgAQYogQyCggHEAAYgAQYogQyCggIEAAYgAQYogTSAQg3MjM5ajBqN6gCALACAA&amp;sourceid=chrome&amp;ie=UTF-8\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=definition+of+day+drinking&amp;rlz=1C1GCCA_enUS1146US1147&amp;oq=definition+of+day+drinking&amp;gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyCQgAEEUYORiABDIICAEQABgWGB4yDQgCEAAYhgMYgAQYigUyDQgDEAAYhgMYgAQYigUyDQgEEAAYhgMYgAQYigUyDQgFEAAYhgMYgAQYigUyCggGEAAYgAQYogQyCggHEAAYgAQYogQyCggIEAAYgAQYogTSAQg3MjM5ajBqN6gCALACAA&amp;sourceid=chrome&amp;ie=UTF-8\">Day Drinking<\/a>?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"695\" height=\"273\" src=\"https:\/\/townunderground.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/image-6.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11426\" srcset=\"https:\/\/townunderground.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/image-6.png 695w, https:\/\/townunderground.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/image-6-300x118.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 695px) 100vw, 695px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=61583697893560&amp;__cft__[0]=AZaovyiJnecoirxkBuZUx1X0Yd6ZJfEXWViCQN6D8lIiz_KDMNS7ojw0KlW4kN3bR8HhmTZMu8zxDE3lGIOqvGxM9YTzuy5ZXcmvjInDKZan7T4NlGBme1WeCB7QRJ_WQooLehGgLMSos5aVxRMjP7lgYI0q0Q6x_un6AZ1k2IjX9g&amp;__tn__=-UC%2CP-R\"><strong>Londonderry Town Blunderground<\/strong><\/a><br>January 5, 2025<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>TOWN UNDERGROUND ACCUSES TOWN BLUNDERGROUND OF BIAS, OPENS PORTAL TO INFINITE TIME LOOP<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(Reality folds in half; objectivity nowhere to be found)<br>LONDONDERRY, NH \u2014 In what experts are calling \u201cthe most aggressive lack of self-awareness since the invention of Facebook comments,\u201d Town Underground has accused Town Blunderground of being one-sided \u2014 a move that immediately caused the universe to reboot and trap local discourse inside a screaming, recursive feedback loop.<br>Witnesses report that the moment the article was published, mirrors across Londonderry shattered, compasses stopped working, and several readers muttered, \u201cWait\u2026 isn\u2019t that exactly what you\u2019re doing?\u201d<br>THE LOOP, EXPLAINED<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Here\u2019s how the newly discovered Bias Paradox\u2122 works:<br>&#8211; Town Underground writes an article claiming Town Blunderground is biased<br>&#8211; While being biased<br>&#8211; About bias<br>&#8211; Against bias<br>&#8211; While insisting their bias is actually journalism<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Scientists warn that once this loop begins, it feeds on itself indefinitely \u2014 like a snake eating its own tail, except the snake is holding a press badge and yelling about fairness.<br>NOTABLE CELEBRITIES FOLLOWING TOWN UNDERGROUND<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>People like:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>State Rep. Priscilla Priss<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Town Councilor Robert Robin<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Town Councilor Karen McStumpy<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>CURIOUS OMISSIONS SPOTTED BY LOCAL EAGLES (AND ANYONE WITH EYES)<br>Despite expressing grave concern about accountability, Town Underground somehow failed \u2014 entirely by coincidence \u2014 to criticize:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>State Rep. Priscilla Priss<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Town Councilor Karen McStumpy<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Town Councilor Robert Robin<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>All three remain untouched, unexamined, and apparently protected by a powerful editorial force field known as \u201cWe Don\u2019t Talk About That.\u201d or also known as\u2026 the Parrot Patrol.<br>When asked why these names never appear in critical coverage, Town Underground sources reportedly replied:<br>\u201cThis article isn\u2019t about them.\u201d<br>\u201cWhy are you obsessed?\u201d<br>\u201cThat\u2019s different.\u201d<br>\u201cPlease stop asking questions.\u201d<br>OBJECTIVITY ACHIEVED (TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY)<br>Town Underground reassured readers that it is not biased \u2014 it simply:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Criticizes some officials relentlessly<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ignores others completely<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>And calls this \u201cbalance\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>This groundbreaking approach allows them to maintain moral superiority while never upsetting anyone they like, support, or sit next to at meetings.<br>Journalism schools are reportedly considering adding this method to their curriculum under the course title:<br>\u201cSelective Neutrality 101.\u201d<br>WARNING SIGNS OF THE LOOP<br>Residents may be experiencing symptoms including:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>D\u00e9j\u00e0 vu<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Eye twitching<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Sudden realization that \u201cone-sided\u201d means \u201cI didn\u2019t like that\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Compulsive urge to shout \u201cLOOK IN A MIRROR\u201d at your screen<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Being shamed and &#8216;called out&#8217; on social media for daring to have a sense of humor with a bite of truth<br>LOOP STATUS: ESCALATING<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Town Underground has hinted at a follow-up article addressing accusations of hypocrisy, which experts predict will:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Deny hypocrisy<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Demonstrate hypocrisy<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Accuse critics of hypocrisy<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Reset the loop again<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p>Town Blunderground remains unapologetic, continuing its reckless agenda of noticing patterns, connecting dots, and laughing at the absurdity of it all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Authorities say the only known way to break the loop is for Town Underground to acknowledge its own bias \u2014 an event last recorded sometime before the invention of the printing press.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Like I said, it&#8217;s a slow news day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Related Posts:<\/strong><br><a href=\"https:\/\/townunderground.com\/?p=11218\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/townunderground.com\/?p=11218\">Londonderry Town Blunderground<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boasting a massive following of 120 the \u00a0Londonderry Town Blunderground is back taking issue with this website &#8216;controlling the narrative: The post was reposted on the TownUnderground Facebook page, lets just say it was a slow news day and I find the accusations amusing along with the post garnering no&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"give_campaign_id":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/townunderground.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11423","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/townunderground.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/townunderground.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/townunderground.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/townunderground.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11423"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/townunderground.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11423\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11427,"href":"https:\/\/townunderground.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11423\/revisions\/11427"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/townunderground.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/townunderground.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/townunderground.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}