Boasting a massive following of 120 the Londonderry Town Blunderground is back taking issue with this website ‘controlling the narrative:
When TownUnderground insists on controlling the narrative” Blunderground 2/25/2026 4:25PM
The post was reposted on the TownUnderground Facebook page, lets just say it was a slow news day and I find the accusations amusing along with the post garnering no likes of comments.
The Blunderground responded with a follow up post:
“For those who are confused about the TownUndergrounds narrative, refer to this previous Blunderground article and the attempts to keep the narrative going:
The post linked to another Blunderground rambling incoherent satire piece in response to TU post Londonderry Town Blunderground is the Blunderground staff Day Drinking?
Londonderry Town Blunderground
January 5, 2025
TOWN UNDERGROUND ACCUSES TOWN BLUNDERGROUND OF BIAS, OPENS PORTAL TO INFINITE TIME LOOP
(Reality folds in half; objectivity nowhere to be found)
LONDONDERRY, NH — In what experts are calling “the most aggressive lack of self-awareness since the invention of Facebook comments,” Town Underground has accused Town Blunderground of being one-sided — a move that immediately caused the universe to reboot and trap local discourse inside a screaming, recursive feedback loop.
Witnesses report that the moment the article was published, mirrors across Londonderry shattered, compasses stopped working, and several readers muttered, “Wait… isn’t that exactly what you’re doing?”
THE LOOP, EXPLAINED
Here’s how the newly discovered Bias Paradox™ works:
– Town Underground writes an article claiming Town Blunderground is biased
– While being biased
– About bias
– Against bias
– While insisting their bias is actually journalism
Scientists warn that once this loop begins, it feeds on itself indefinitely — like a snake eating its own tail, except the snake is holding a press badge and yelling about fairness.
NOTABLE CELEBRITIES FOLLOWING TOWN UNDERGROUND
People like:
- State Rep. Priscilla Priss
- Town Councilor Robert Robin
- Town Councilor Karen McStumpy
CURIOUS OMISSIONS SPOTTED BY LOCAL EAGLES (AND ANYONE WITH EYES)
Despite expressing grave concern about accountability, Town Underground somehow failed — entirely by coincidence — to criticize:
- State Rep. Priscilla Priss
- Town Councilor Karen McStumpy
- Town Councilor Robert Robin
All three remain untouched, unexamined, and apparently protected by a powerful editorial force field known as “We Don’t Talk About That.” or also known as… the Parrot Patrol.
When asked why these names never appear in critical coverage, Town Underground sources reportedly replied:
“This article isn’t about them.”
“Why are you obsessed?”
“That’s different.”
“Please stop asking questions.”
OBJECTIVITY ACHIEVED (TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY)
Town Underground reassured readers that it is not biased — it simply:
- Criticizes some officials relentlessly
- Ignores others completely
- And calls this “balance”
This groundbreaking approach allows them to maintain moral superiority while never upsetting anyone they like, support, or sit next to at meetings.
Journalism schools are reportedly considering adding this method to their curriculum under the course title:
“Selective Neutrality 101.”
WARNING SIGNS OF THE LOOP
Residents may be experiencing symptoms including:
- Déjà vu
- Eye twitching
- Sudden realization that “one-sided” means “I didn’t like that”
- Compulsive urge to shout “LOOK IN A MIRROR” at your screen
- Being shamed and ‘called out’ on social media for daring to have a sense of humor with a bite of truth
LOOP STATUS: ESCALATING
Town Underground has hinted at a follow-up article addressing accusations of hypocrisy, which experts predict will:
- Deny hypocrisy
- Demonstrate hypocrisy
- Accuse critics of hypocrisy
- Reset the loop again
Town Blunderground remains unapologetic, continuing its reckless agenda of noticing patterns, connecting dots, and laughing at the absurdity of it all.
Authorities say the only known way to break the loop is for Town Underground to acknowledge its own bias — an event last recorded sometime before the invention of the printing press.
Like I said, it’s a slow news day.
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